"Chefs" First day back after New year

So its the first Wednesday back at work and school since the Christmas Holidays, although i have been back at work since Monday, however, Chef aka Hubbster has not had to worry about making my Packed lunch for 2 days as i had sorted it. (Besides the lazy bugger hadnt got up in time to do it)

Imagine my joy this morning, when i spot a Carrier bag (I dont own a decent sized lunch box/bag) next to my handbag that appears to be bulging with lunchtime goodies. I dont bother looking in it.. whats the point... its a sarnie or salad..... isnt it?


But lo and behold when i open up what i had eagerly anticipated as a yummy lunch, having ignored the call of the Hot Food van honking at the office... i opened my bag to find a little pink pot... Ooh Salad... ready with a plate and cutlery .. I sit open mouthed at the sight

Ummm... Can see some ham... some greenery and bit of yellow.... ah the goodies must be underneath.. you know like sweetcorn or tomatoes or egg or other greenery....

No... Short sharp No

Right.. ok its a "side salad".. what else is in my bag....

Ummmmmm

I mean HELLO?... its a brand new 150g bag of crisps and 3/4 pack of Cheddars and a brand new tube of Pink Smarties... There is obviously a mistake right? I mean I'm not dieting or anything but  really?? its a total contradiction... maybe ive picked up the wrong bag? there wasn't another one i dont think....

Best message him to find out

me: i have a complaint to make to the "chef"
Hubbster ??
me: my " salad"
Hubbster:What matter with it?
me: a whole friggien lettuce!
Hubbster: Not quite whole and its a baby lettuce so that you can select the best size and colour leaves to go with your ham salad Cheddar crackers, for the ultimate taste sensation!

Who is he trying to kid.. right im off to Waitrose lol !

My friends on the other hand think its hysterically funny when i post to facebook Lolz
Said to him that as it was his first day backon the "job" that i hoped it would improve before the week is out....